Funny Christmas Wishes

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Dear Santa, This year, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. And please, don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks!
Christmas time - When people want their pasts forgotten and their presents remembered! Have a Memorable Holiday!
I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU, But I really would love a new credit card as well!
I want you to have a safe holiday, so on Christmas morning, do not stand between the kids and the presents!
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A: You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, until the credit card bills arrive.

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